FACT

A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with
another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u?
(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just
for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me
back (Chairman)

A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u
am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat
(Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a
story telling event like the last
3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for
d NECO form (Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop
money quick, hunger wan finish us here
o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000
quick quick for d appendix operation or
u can keep and use it for my burial
(Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks
(Neighbour's daughter)

1. Uncle NEPA has removed your wire from the pole.(Neighbor)
2. When are you paying me my money.??(Your friend)
3. Bros,pls send my school fees or else they will send me home tomorrow. (Junior sister)
4. Bros papa chukwu has sold the pieces of land Left by our father.(Your senior sister in the village)
5. Bros send me money for jamb form,girlfriend junior Sister.
6. Send money for treatment, FULANI HERDSMEN shot mama in the farm yesterday.

Hope you can now reason why women outlived most men,!