<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://alpha.ecency.com</link><image><url>https://alpha.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://alpha.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:52:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://alpha.ecency.com/@maharuf/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[:-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[NOBODY wants U NOBODY Loves U NOBODY misses U NOBODY needs U NOBODY cares about U NOBODY makes U happy, Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!]]></description><link>https://alpha.ecency.com/@maharuf/6rzfe3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://alpha.ecency.com/@maharuf/6rzfe3</guid><category><![CDATA[joking]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[maharuf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 04:51:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[:-/]]></title><description><![CDATA[Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? 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