A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?'
'My mother died in August,' he said, 'and left me $25,000.'
'Gee, that's tough,' he replied.
'Then in September,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me $90,000.'
'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.'
'And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.'
'Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.'
'Then this month,' continued the friend, 'absolutely nothing!'
