Oh, should I leave and come back in? Michael, what do you do for a living? No, you're good, bro. I've been unemployed. Yeah, I don't care.
I don't want to hear any more of that story. He's been unemployed for 24 hours. Why did I know that? Michael's sitting around hoping... I quit my job because it was sucking my soul.
I wanted to do something meaningful. I had been a software engineer for 10 years. I was like, I'll save up some money.
And also, my dad died last year, so I wanted to spend a bunch of time with him before he died. He was 86. So, I've just been doing all this cool home maintenance.
I learned how to do a ton of home maintenance. I replaced my girlfriend's patio roof and put a new sink, and built a whole shop in her... Well, congratulations for having a girlfriend. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you. I was actually believing his story until he said girlfriend. That's all bullshit on everything.
If you would have said boyfriend, we would have believed you. Do I sound that gay? You guys, I think you're gay to us. I do.
You guys, I'm not gay. I'm not. You know, if nothing else comes out of this entire day, cock muppets is going to be a term that I call people I don't like or I want to disparage.
I love that. Thank you for sharing that with me. Let me get rid of this hand real quick, Michael.
Max, go ahead real quick. Yeah, thanks. As I was saying, I was on a live earlier and I was just kind of losing brain cells because, of course, the liberals that were on there were like... And, of course, it was like a 2v1 kind of a deal.
But they were saying that if ICE were to sort of cold approach them, even though they're citizens, they wouldn't just show their documentation and get on with their day. It's just ridiculous. Like, I don't know why they would say that.
