Like, we're... If there's one complaint we have, it's like, where is Pam Bondi and Cass Patel putting all the Democrat satanic pedos behind bars? Wait, why does it have to be Democratic satanic pedos? There's plenty of Republican satanic pedos, too. Well, because you're not locked up. That's why.
Wait, Michael, I have a question. Wait, you're not saying I'm a satanic pedo, are you? Well, no. So, Michael, I got a real question for you.
Do you refer to people who fuck children as maps or pedos? Ooh, good question. What was the first term? You said maps. Minor attracted people.
It's the term that you used to question me. Surely not. I've literally never heard that.
Do you think we should hang pedophiles or, like, maybe a firing squad? Do you think that's, like, okay? I mean, I guess so. I'm not a big fan of pedos, but I also don't think it's... No, but you can stay on stage. Because if you were one of those Democrats that supported pedophilia, I mean, I think I'd have to draw the line here.
Wait, but I see that Ukraine flag in your bio. Do you support that? If we're being honest, you guys, if we're really... If we're really being honest, of all the mainstream politicians out there, Trump is the most likely one to be client number one on Epstein Island. You know what? The guy who... The guy who... The guy who was best friends with Epstein... The guy who testified against him, if you actually look at... Nowhere in Trump's daughter's diaries do they say we took inappropriate showers with our father.
Hey, Michael. Remember when they asked Trump... President Clinton here, Michael. I just want you to know, as President Clinton here, I'm very, very offended.
I think that Trump would be higher on that list than I would be. That's ridiculous. And I think you should be ashamed.
Ashamed of yourself. Michael, do you know about the kids on the track? The kids on the track? Yeah, yeah, the kids on the track. In Mina, Arkansas? Yep.
Is that a band? It's right next to Ukraine. Yeah. No, it's... I don't know what you're talking about.
