An average plumber can at least solve a block.
Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon.
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
;-)
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze.
You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit.
She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.
Because they were Wong about Wright.
In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week.
He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool.
There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release.
Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers…
but is still yet to be confirmed.
“Forking Bitcoin!”
None. They will just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it's much safer to create a market for candles instead.
