The Code Worked Fine Until I Went to Bed

What feels urgent only because it's midnight?

Refactoring code that works perfectly fine.

I'll be lying in bed, eyes closed, supposedly winding down, and my brain decides now is the time to revisit some function I wrote six hours ago. It worked. Tests passed. Nobody complained. Not a single user on earth has been affected by this code in any negative way. But at midnight, I'm suddenly convinced that if I don't get up and rename that variable or extract that logic into its own module, the entire application is held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. I'm one undefined away from a mass extinction event.

During the day I'd look at that same code and think "yeah, that's fine, ship it." But something about midnight turns me into the most ruthless code reviewer who ever lived. Every shortcut I took becomes a personal failing. Every nested ternary is a war crime. That // TODO: fix later comment I left? At midnight, that's not a reminder. That's a confession.

Then there's the rabbit holes.

At midnight, I'll remember some edge case I didn't handle and suddenly I'm tracing the entire flow of the application in my head like I'm debugging with my eyes closed. One unhandled edge case turns into "what if the API returns null here" which turns into "wait, do I even have error boundaries on that component" which turns into me opening my laptop at 12:47am to check something that would've taken thirty seconds to verify in the morning.

But midnight me is certain that if I don't look right now, I'll forget by morning and it'll somehow bring down production on a service that has maybe twelve users, three of which are me on different browsers.

The worst part is when you actually do get up and open the laptop. Because you never just check the one thing. You check the one thing, then you spot something else, then you figure "well I'm already here," and suddenly it's 2:30am and you're refactoring a utility file that three other files depend on.

Now you've broken something. Now you're actually debugging for real. Now you're committed.

You started the night as a man who was going to get eight hours of sleep and you're ending it as a man who just force pushed to main at 3am because the tests finally passed and you're too tired to open a PR like a civilised human being.

Midnight strips away all the sensible filters you build up during the day. The ones that say "this can wait" or "that's good enough" or "you don't need to solve this right now." Midnight doesn't care about your priorities. Midnight has its own agenda, and that agenda is always whatever you were successfully ignoring at 2pm. Daylight you is a professional. Midnight you is a monster with full repository access.